"Fuck Sam, I’ve been waiting for this for so long… It’s been 20 years since I first started jerking off thinking of you, of splitting you open on my cock. You like it, babe?"
The thing is, Sam does. He hates himself for it, but he does. What makes it worse is that Dean will probably hate him too, when they’ll figure out how to get rid of the mark and make Dean human again.
"Yes," Sam finally answers. "Dean, please, harder."
"No. Just like this. Nice and slow. But I’ll tell you what. If you come on my cock without touching you, I’ll fuck you as hard as you want for round 2"
I'm your type of metal
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
Running wild with Frank Iero x
One of the worst things about the mcr break up is that instead of spending my money on one single band I’m gunna be spending four times as much money on four individual people.
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle