nosdrinker:

is this a threat

gookgod:

i dont need a god damn horoscope to tell me im a sick cunt 

amandagoodbyeness:

i’m only attractive in the kim kardashian app 

ewmartin:

"i don’t mind"

no one minds. touch his other knee too, i’m not bothered. hold his hand idgaf. start jerking him off see what i care.

browningtons:

matteabittner:

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.

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