lord-kitschener:

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

"Michael, I expected better from you"

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

zamotdredhart:

Now that is prank dedication

tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

colorfulhowell:

These three I swear

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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