wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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charlesxavierofficial:

eriklehnsherrofficial:

HEY CHARLES LOOK I CAN HANG A SPOON ON MY NOSE!!!

You can literally control metal, Erik.

hellacutetroyler:

youtubers in a phandwich

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

detainable:

my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

wallmakerrelict:

#no you don’t understand #kevin knows that the winchesters have already gotten his video #he has no plan #as far as he’s concerned he’s already 100% dead #and he is smiling like a little shit #because he’s ready to make defying crowley his last act on earth #supernatural #kevin tran #bravest prophet in the garrison

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

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